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Tag: Chris Day
Chris Day reportedly “nervous people are going to start making 1984 analogies any day now”
Sources close to members of Chris Day’s inner circle report he has on more than one occasion expressed that he is worried about people comparing
Chris(mas) Day’s Christmas Day: the inside scoop
Christmas is a season of joy, exchanging presents, feigning joy over said presents, and stalking. You read that correctly: stalking. One of the most popular
Cyber attack uncovers Wattpad fan fiction “My mum sells me to Chris Day”
The devastating cyber attack conducted on Newcastle University has uncovered Wattpad-style fan fiction on university servers, entitled “My mum sells me to Chris Day –
Chris Day asks “What’s the worst someone could do with your full name and address?”
Newcastle University Vice Chancellor Chris Day reassured students today by asking, “What’s the worst that can happen?” “The only thing these cyber criminals are holding
Vice-Chancellor expresses “serious concerns” over the 50 ft wicker man outside his office
The Vice-Chancellor of Newcastle University, Chris Day, has detailed his worries about the 50 ft wicker man that was erected outside his office last week.
