Because 2021 is somehow already weirder and worse than 2020, The Lampoon is here to remind you of the good old days of last year…
Sources close to members of Chris Day’s inner circle report he has on more than one occasion expressed that he is worried about people comparing
Christmas is a season of joy, exchanging presents, feigning joy over said presents, and stalking. You read that correctly: stalking. One of the most popular
The devastating cyber attack conducted on Newcastle University has uncovered Wattpad-style fan fiction on university servers, entitled “My mum sells me to Chris Day –
Newcastle University Vice Chancellor Chris Day reassured students today by asking, “What’s the worst that can happen?” “The only thing these cyber criminals are holding
The Vice-Chancellor of Newcastle University, Chris Day, has detailed his worries about the 50 ft wicker man that was erected outside his office last week.