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Tag: Christmas
Years of never being invited to parties finally pays off for Dominic Cummings
Former SPAD, moderate eugenicist, and hideous gremlin Dominic Cummings today told The Lampoon that he’s grateful to have never been invited to parties by Johnson’s
2021 Conservative Christmas party to be held at your mum’s house, you whiny fuck
Following the widespread public outrage over the developing story of the Government’s string of Christmas parties, the Johnson administration has announced that they intend to
Chris(mas) Day’s Christmas Day: the inside scoop
Christmas is a season of joy, exchanging presents, feigning joy over said presents, and stalking. You read that correctly: stalking. One of the most popular
Excerpts from The Toon Lampoon letters to Santa
We Toon Lampoon journalists, either due to an inherent childish disposition or due to a need for hope after working here so long, have all
Student missing Soho during Christmas enjoys mulled blue treb
A Newcastle University student who is suffering withdrawal symptoms from Soho has decided to treat themselves to some homemade mulled blue treb. To get the
The Toon Lampoon 