Christmas is a season of joy, exchanging presents, feigning joy over said presents, and stalking. You read that correctly: stalking. One of the most popular
We Toon Lampoon journalists, either due to an inherent childish disposition or due to a need for hope after working here so long, have all
A Newcastle University student who is suffering withdrawal symptoms from Soho has decided to treat themselves to some homemade mulled blue treb. To get the
A man has admitted that he is beginning to feel regret over some of his life decisions after watching Belle Delphine’s sex tape on Christmas.
We’ve all heard that terrible cracker joke over the past few years: “How will Christmas lunch be different after Brexit? No Brussels!” It usually merits
Writers for satire outlet and part-time money laundering front The Toon Lampoon have been seen putting out milk and cookies for Rupert Murdoch. This is