Christmas is a season of joy, exchanging presents, feigning joy over said presents, and stalking. You read that correctly: stalking. One of the most popular
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Excerpts from The Toon Lampoon letters to Santa
We Toon Lampoon journalists, either due to an inherent childish disposition or due to a need for hope after working here so long, have all
Student missing Soho during Christmas enjoys mulled blue treb
A Newcastle University student who is suffering withdrawal symptoms from Soho has decided to treat themselves to some homemade mulled blue treb. To get the
Man watching Belle Delphine porn on Christmas Day beginning to question some choices
A man has admitted that he is beginning to feel regret over some of his life decisions after watching Belle Delphine’s sex tape on Christmas.
Britons shocked to discover Christmas lunch isn’t that British after all
We’ve all heard that terrible cracker joke over the past few years: “How will Christmas lunch be different after Brexit? No Brussels!” It usually merits
Toon Lampoon writers excitedly put out milk and cookies for Rupert Murdoch
Writers for satire outlet and part-time money laundering front The Toon Lampoon have been seen putting out milk and cookies for Rupert Murdoch. This is
