Sources indicate that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been warned to await a visit from 147,857 spirits on the night before Christmas. “We are to
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Boris Johnson’s appearance on Would I Lie To You branded a catastrophe
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s recent attempt to boost his flagging approval ratings by appearing on popular panel show Would I Lie To You? has
Tory aides caught having first ever party
A leaked photograph shows a cabal of Conservative aides and bigwigs having their first ever party. In attendance was Shaun Bailey – beloved by uncles
2021 Conservative Christmas party to be held at your mum’s house, you whiny fuck
Following the widespread public outrage over the developing story of the Government’s string of Christmas parties, the Johnson administration has announced that they intend to
New Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries proudly shows off new Petri dish
Nadine Dorries told journalists this evening that she was “extremely excited” to get to work as the new Culture Secretary, showing the press pack her
BREAKING NEWS: Hancock did not knowingly cheat on wife
Matt Hancock has today defended his actions in being caught groping his married aide Gina Coladangelo, saying it was ‘necessary to defend the NHS against
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