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Boris Johnson tells three visiting spirits that they should be contacting “previous Labour government” instead

28th Oct 2020 David Spain

Downing Street sources have spoken out about rumours that have been spreading since early this morning, confirming that Boris Johnson has been contacted by three

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Conservative Party proposes “denying children food” as erectile dysfunction treatment

23rd Oct 2020 David Spain

Following the defeat of a Labour Party motion that would seek to extend the provision of school meals over the holiday period, a press release

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Conservatives call Margaret Thatcher “the original gangsta” in youth vote bid

5th Oct 2020 David Spain

In what has been described as a “shallow attempt to woo younger demographics”, the Conservative Party has begun a campaign claiming that Margaret Thatcher was

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Margaret Thatcher appears in the night’s sky to lecture Boris Johnson

6th Sep 2020 David Spain

Sources close to Boris Johnson have confirmed rumours that a vision of Margaret Thatcher appeared to the Prime Minister to convey her disappointment in his

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Only descendants of slave-owners to achieve highest A-level grades

16th Aug 2020 David Spain

Facing demands for comment following a tumultuous A-level results process, the Secretary for Education today announced that only students who can trace their family tree

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