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2020 has woman well prepared for day where nothing happens
A woman has admitted that Boxing Day seems a little less unusual this year, thanks to the months of preparation with which 2020 provided her.
Local dad claims Gran’s impending death “a fair price for a family Christmas”
A local father is reportedly standing by his statement that his own mother’s death from COVID-19 in what doctors have described as “probably January 2021”
Boris Johnson tells three visiting spirits that they should be contacting “previous Labour government” instead
Downing Street sources have spoken out about rumours that have been spreading since early this morning, confirming that Boris Johnson has been contacted by three
Northumbria University to contain student body within “Pandemicopolis”
After the news broke that over 700 of their students had tested positive for Covid-19, Northumbria University today announced the establishment of a “plague city”
Metro to upgrade ageing fleet to steam
The Tyne and Wear Metro is to replace its ageing 40-year-old rolling stock with steam trains. Transport chiefs say the plan would see disruption from
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