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Tag: Count Dracula

“STOP THE COUNT!”: Trump vocalises support for the enemies of Dracula

7th Nov 2020 Oren Brown

Donald Trump was thanked by the people of Transylvania on Thursday evening after publicly decrying Count Dracula in a Twitter tirade. At 9.12 AM EST

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