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Tag: COVID-19
Local dad claims Gran’s impending death “a fair price for a family Christmas”
A local father is reportedly standing by his statement that his own mother’s death from COVID-19 in what doctors have described as “probably January 2021”
Boris Johnson to announce Tier 5 and the Tier 5S Plus
Following the Prime Minister’s announcement of Tier 4 on Saturday afternoon, sources in Whitehall have revealed that Mr. Johnson has plans for a Tier 5
Newcastle and Northumbria Uni’s Rivalry continues as both try to outdo one another with COVID cases
The competitive spirit between the two universities is, ironically, alive and well. Newcastle’s two universities, Newcastle University and Northumbria University, have been engaged in a
Woman who voted for elderly racist has no idea how right she is that things “back to normal”
A local woman who voted for Joe Biden was more right than she realised when she cheerily told her friends that “things are back to
Boris Johnson tells three visiting spirits that they should be contacting “previous Labour government” instead
Downing Street sources have spoken out about rumours that have been spreading since early this morning, confirming that Boris Johnson has been contacted by three
