Sources indicate that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been warned to await a visit from 147,857 spirits on the night before Christmas. “We are to
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Years of never being invited to parties finally pays off for Dominic Cummings
Former SPAD, moderate eugenicist, and hideous gremlin Dominic Cummings today told The Lampoon that he’s grateful to have never been invited to parties by Johnson’s
2021 Conservative Christmas party to be held at your mum’s house, you whiny fuck
Following the widespread public outrage over the developing story of the Government’s string of Christmas parties, the Johnson administration has announced that they intend to
Downing Street rejects Cummings’ Shakespeare bio claims on grounds that PM “isn’t a goddamn nerd”
A statement from Downing Street this morning categorically rejected the accusation from Dominic Cummings that Boris Johnson no-showed five COBRA meetings to instead work on
Widow of man strangled by Boris Johnson “can’t imagine how Corbyn would have treated him”
The wife of a civil servant throttled to death by Boris Johnson has told The Toon Lampoon that she thanks God each and every day
Newcastle University students still at home glad they don’t have to go back
Scores of students who intended to only return for a couple of weeks during the holidays have found themselves stuck at home for the last
The Toon Lampoon 