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Tag: COVID

How covid cautious are you on a scale of 1 to Rita Ora?

15th Feb 2021 poundlandathene

The government has today announced that their new covid safety celebrity ambassador is everyone’s favourite musician Rita Ora. Ora is best known for hits such

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Local dad claims Gran’s impending death “a fair price for a family Christmas”

23rd Dec 2020 David Spain

A local father is reportedly standing by his statement that his own mother’s death from COVID-19 in what doctors have described as “probably January 2021”

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Boris Johnson to announce Tier 5 and the Tier 5S Plus

20th Dec 2020 Samy L. Clauwers

Following the Prime Minister’s announcement of Tier 4 on Saturday afternoon, sources in Whitehall have revealed that Mr. Johnson has plans for a Tier 5

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