A policeman has today asked for sympathy after sustaining “catastrophic” injuries to his toe. The officer was “injured” after aggressively shoving a woman attending a
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Women in collective sigh of relief after Ian from Slough says ‘not all men’
Women across the country have today been able to breathe easier after Ian, a single 57 year old from Slough, took it upon himself to
Welcome to the Cozy Crime Corner!
We Toon Lampoon journalists endure a lot during our quest to find the truth and bring it to you, our beloved readers. We consort with
Newcastle University student endures yet more prejudice following term abroad
A student at Newcastle University has been left “reeling” after a scathing assault following her return from her term abroad. The assault has since been
Aspiring author agrees agency arson agenda absurd
After his seventy-third rejection for representation, novelist Tom Barrett admitted that his plan to burn to the ground every literary agency that has declined to
Mistype costs lives as police officers arrest multiple buildings
A mistyped, anonymous tweet has allowed a murderer to evade capture, a representative from Northumbria Police reported earlier today. The police spokesman, Les B. Avenue,
