We Toon Lampoon journalists endure a lot during our quest to find the truth and bring it to you, our beloved readers. We consort with
Tag: crime
Newcastle University student endures yet more prejudice following term abroad
A student at Newcastle University has been left “reeling” after a scathing assault following her return from her term abroad. The assault has since been
Aspiring author agrees agency arson agenda absurd
After his seventy-third rejection for representation, novelist Tom Barrett admitted that his plan to burn to the ground every literary agency that has declined to
Mistype costs lives as police officers arrest multiple buildings
A mistyped, anonymous tweet has allowed a murderer to evade capture, a representative from Northumbria Police reported earlier today. The police spokesman, Les B. Avenue,
Geordie Shore cast to be guillotined at Grey’s Monument
Following the conclusion of a two-year legal battle, a tribune of judges today passed down their sentence on the cast of the Newcastle-based reality television
Council assures Newcastle residents that Purge protocol “purely hypothetical”
A representative for Newcastle City Council today promised members of the public that recently-leaked plans to enact a Purge within the city limits had no
