A policeman has today asked for sympathy after sustaining “catastrophic” injuries to his toe. The officer was “injured” after aggressively shoving a woman attending a

A policeman has today asked for sympathy after sustaining “catastrophic” injuries to his toe. The officer was “injured” after aggressively shoving a woman attending a
Women across the country have today been able to breathe easier after Ian, a single 57 year old from Slough, took it upon himself to
We Toon Lampoon journalists endure a lot during our quest to find the truth and bring it to you, our beloved readers. We consort with
A student at Newcastle University has been left “reeling” after a scathing assault following her return from her term abroad. The assault has since been
After his seventy-third rejection for representation, novelist Tom Barrett admitted that his plan to burn to the ground every literary agency that has declined to
A mistyped, anonymous tweet has allowed a murderer to evade capture, a representative from Northumbria Police reported earlier today. The police spokesman, Les B. Avenue,