In what has been described as a “landmark ruling” by Newcastle’s Crown Court, an individual accused of three counts of grievous bodily harm today walked
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Policeman filmed shoving peaceful vigil attendee asks for “sympathy”
A policeman has today asked for sympathy after sustaining “catastrophic” injuries to his toe. The officer was “injured” after aggressively shoving a woman attending a
Women in collective sigh of relief after Ian from Slough says ‘not all men’
Women across the country have today been able to breathe easier after Ian, a single 57 year old from Slough, took it upon himself to
Welcome to the Cozy Crime Corner!
We Toon Lampoon journalists endure a lot during our quest to find the truth and bring it to you, our beloved readers. We consort with
Newcastle University student endures yet more prejudice following term abroad
A student at Newcastle University has been left “reeling” after a scathing assault following her return from her term abroad. The assault has since been
Aspiring author agrees agency arson agenda absurd
After his seventy-third rejection for representation, novelist Tom Barrett admitted that his plan to burn to the ground every literary agency that has declined to
