A mistyped, anonymous tweet has allowed a murderer to evade capture, a representative from Northumbria Police reported earlier today. The police spokesman, Les B. Avenue,
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Geordie Shore cast to be guillotined at Grey’s Monument
Following the conclusion of a two-year legal battle, a tribune of judges today passed down their sentence on the cast of the Newcastle-based reality television
Council assures Newcastle residents that Purge protocol “purely hypothetical”
A representative for Newcastle City Council today promised members of the public that recently-leaked plans to enact a Purge within the city limits had no
Local cat burglar to have testicles removed
Newcastle Crown Court made history today as it handed down a first-of-its-kind sentence. After deliberating for over three hours, burglar Larry Thomas was condemned to
Castle Leazes “looks even more like a prison” after barbed wire and searchlights installed
Newcastle University plans to put barbed wire and searchlights around the student accommodation block in an effort to maintain social distancing. A University representative said
Gaming Society relieved that none of their players are good enough at Super Smash Brothers to be paedophiles
The Newcastle University Gaming Society has made a statement that it is “relieved” that none of the Super Smash Brothers players within its ranks are
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