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Tag: Dominic Cummings

Downing Street insiders confirm this all just elaborate way of checking Cummings’s hearing

14th Nov 2020 Tom Clarke

Reports that the PM’s chief advisor Dominic Cummings is on his way out of 10 Downing Street have been strongly denied, sources close to Mr

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Government accused of time-wasting for insisting on mandatory thumb-sucking

11th Oct 2020 Charlene Therein

A Government insider has let slip that the reason there has been no further and drastic lockdown updates recently is due to the majority party

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Margaret Thatcher appears in the night’s sky to lecture Boris Johnson

6th Sep 2020 David Spain

Sources close to Boris Johnson have confirmed rumours that a vision of Margaret Thatcher appeared to the Prime Minister to convey her disappointment in his

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Boris Johnson reads toad poem to clear up mandatory mask confusion

13th Jul 2020 RealNamey McRealNameFace

This week, Boris Johnson said people “should be wearing” face coverings in shops to prevent the spread of coronavirus, but didn’t release any official guidelines.

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