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Tag: economy

Chancellor of the Exchequer ”just needs a little help to make it through the month, man”

14th Sep 2021 David Spain

At a press conference today, Rishi Sunak told journalists that he’s in a real tight spot, and that he wouldn’t ask the nation for money

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Lloyds TSB acquires Spank Bank following liquidation

8th Feb 2021 David Spain

Lloyds TSB today announced its acquisition of the First National Spank Bank, following the institution’s declaration of insolvency. Spank Bank Chairman Edward Rection spoke to

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Ants evolve military industrial complex to profit off forever war with other ants

26th Nov 2020 An Unpaid Propagandist

The world’s largest ant megacolony has recently evolved a military industrial complex in order to profit from its forever war against the California/North Mexico and

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Man without degree gets job

18th Jul 2020 Jeremy Farage

An eighteen year old man astounded his peers last week by just getting a job. Instead of sinking himself in thirty thousand pounds’ worth of

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