Metro Kieran, current Community Students Officer of Newcastle University Students’ Union, is currently awaiting a trial by NUSU’s Student Council for unspecified reasons. Since Metro
Tag: election
Americans wake up the morning after Biden’s inauguration to find the nation hasn’t miraculously healed overnight
Citizens across the United States have been horrified to wake up the day after President Joe Biden was inaugurated to find that their country looks,
Trump reportedly seen booby trapping the White House
In a shocking twist of election shenanigans, President Donald Trump has been spotted setting up a series of intricate and goofy traps modelled on those
President Trump holds press conference next to Toon Lampoon offices
Staff of prestigious satire publication The Toon Lampoon were surprised earlier today by the realisation that President Donald Trump had elected to host a “big
Trump wins bigly with 117% of the vote
President-for-life Donald Trump has granted The Toon Lampoon exclusive permission, out of all the liberal fake news sites, to report on his second election victory
Opinion: Not voting for Trump in 2020 makes me a hero, you socialist fucks
Look, leftists, I think that you and I have to get something straight. You need to start acknowledging how magnanimous and forward-thinking I am for
