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Win! Two most insufferable people you know contain themselves by arguing about poppies on Facebook

11th Nov 2021 Joe Molander

In a decisive win for your mental health, the two least sufferable people you know have contained themselves by arguing about poppies. The argument sees

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Dead gran “happy to help” unattractive grandson receive sympathy handjob

3rd Sep 2021 David Spain

Doris Smike (82, deceased) has confirmed that she’s “perfectly fine” for her grandson, Gary Smike (23) to repetitively post memorials to her on social media

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Instagram for kids “almost certainly won’t become paedophile’s paradise”

11th May 2021 Alan Atë

A spokesperson for Mark Zuckerberg today stated that he “was almost entirely sure” that the Facebook mogul’s proposed model for an Instagram intended for children

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