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Tag: family

Local dad claims Gran’s impending death “a fair price for a family Christmas”

23rd Dec 2020 David Spain

A local father is reportedly standing by his statement that his own mother’s death from COVID-19 in what doctors have described as “probably January 2021”

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Dad’s bought the presents this year and it’s not good news

21st Dec 2020 Charlene Therein

Following on from the rest of 2020, another terrifying twist has been thrown one local family’s way – Papa has done the Christmas shopping this

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