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Tag: Fenwick

Council assures Newcastle residents that Purge protocol “purely hypothetical”

10th Aug 2020 David Spain

A representative for Newcastle City Council today promised members of the public that recently-leaked plans to enact a Purge within the city limits had no

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Designer of Fenwick Christmas window display already settled on burning trashbag

29th Jul 2020 Joe Molander

The set designer for the beloved Fenwick Christmas display has already settled on an idea, months before December. Harris Tercrat – who works an entire

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