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Tag: film

Report: single piano notes at beginning of movie trailer suggests it’s about to get real

27th Aug 2021 Joe Molander

An investigation into a trailer for the latest Hollywood blockbuster has confirmed suspicions that the piano notes at the start mean some serious shit is

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Eight films that don’t live up to their title

13th Aug 2020 Pencil Sharpener

Like many other unemployed young people, much of my lockdown has been spent working my way through Netflix’s vast treasure trove. Quite soon, though, I

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Top Ten Feet in Tarantino movies

9th Jul 2020 georgebelll

Quentin Tarantino is one of the most prolific writers and directors working today, but not for any of his so-called “films”. Sure, he is well

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It’s not just you – David Lynch is a pretentious hack

6th Jul 2020 sickhoop

Hot take incoming, fuck David Lynch. Favorite “auteur” of insufferable pseuds around the globe, David Lynch is truly the best demonstration for the principle that volatility does not

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A Hollywood clapperboard

The best new films this July

5th Jul 2020 neilanderson

As lockdown continues, many enthusiasts are turning more and more to films to waste their time with. Here are the Toon Lampoon’s recent top three:

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