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Tag: finance

Op-ed: why the UK should devolve the base rate of interest to local authorities

1st Apr 2021 Joe Molander

In today’s media-saturated environment, news outlets are engaged in a race to the bottom to drive up engagement. As such, un-sexy topics that aren’t conducive

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Lloyds TSB acquires Spank Bank following liquidation

8th Feb 2021 David Spain

Lloyds TSB today announced its acquisition of the First National Spank Bank, following the institution’s declaration of insolvency. Spank Bank Chairman Edward Rection spoke to

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CEO credits billion-dollar fortune to early days as “boss babe”

13th Sep 2020 David Spain

In a statement given to the press, Alasdair Ambani claimed that he would be nothing without his early experience selling cosmetics and shampoos over social

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