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Tag: football

Ranking every Premier League team by how likely they are to stage a military coup on Chile

17th Oct 2020 Oren Brown

We’re in the fledgling stages of a real spectacle of a Premier League season, and there are already plenty of upsets spicing things up in

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Journalists in 2050 insisting Newcastle United takeover imminent

25th Jul 2020 Tom Clarke

This report has been sent to us from thirty years in the future, which means The Lampoon will run at least thirty years longer than

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Pep Guardiola

Pep Guardiola named managerial genius after wins against Watford, West Ham and Newcastle this season

9th Jul 2020 Jofferson Farquire III

Pep’s managerial masterclass has made him a stand-out in the 2019/20 season

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Manchester City disappointed to have not scored more against a Newcastle United team featuring DeAndre Yedlin and Emil Krafth

8th Jul 2020 Jofferson Farquire III

The Magpies delivered a conventional performance against league giants Manchester City

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