Fans have spotted a ‘glory hunting twats’ stand being installed at St James’ Park, a struggling community centre in the north east of England. This
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EA announce “FIFA: The Movie” – exclusive cast reveal
It’s an exciting day in the world of association football-based sports video games, as EA Sports have revealed a film based on their most successful series. Arriving
Inspiring: Toon Lampoon 5-a-side team refuses to join European Super League
The Toon Lampoon’s 5-a-side team has taken the bold stance of refusing any offer to participate in the new European Super League. Critics have suggested
Ranking every Premier League team by how likely they are to stage a military coup on Chile
We’re in the fledgling stages of a real spectacle of a Premier League season, and there are already plenty of upsets spicing things up in
Journalists in 2050 insisting Newcastle United takeover imminent
This report has been sent to us from thirty years in the future, which means The Lampoon will run at least thirty years longer than
Pep Guardiola named managerial genius after wins against Watford, West Ham and Newcastle this season
Pep’s managerial masterclass has made him a stand-out in the 2019/20 season
The Toon Lampoon 