We’re in the fledgling stages of a real spectacle of a Premier League season, and there are already plenty of upsets spicing things up in
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Journalists in 2050 insisting Newcastle United takeover imminent
This report has been sent to us from thirty years in the future, which means The Lampoon will run at least thirty years longer than
Pep Guardiola named managerial genius after wins against Watford, West Ham and Newcastle this season
Pep’s managerial masterclass has made him a stand-out in the 2019/20 season
Manchester City disappointed to have not scored more against a Newcastle United team featuring DeAndre Yedlin and Emil Krafth
The Magpies delivered a conventional performance against league giants Manchester City
