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Toon Lampoon staff to go on furlough for 80% of fuck all

4th Jan 2021 David Spain

After a frank discussion and an open exchange of views, it has been agreed that The Toon Lampoon will cease any and all satire activity

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“It’s unethical to drink at Wetherspoons” says man with an iPhone

12th Aug 2020 Don Jilworth

A local man with an iPhone has gone on the record stating that drinking at Wetherspoons is against his moral code. “I can’t support a

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