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Tag: gifts

Excel Spreadsheet blunder means millions without christmas presents this year

24th Dec 2020 Jon Deery

Seven year-old Tamara crept downstairs early this morning, eager to be the first person in her family to see all the presents under the tree.

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Dad’s bought the presents this year and it’s not good news

21st Dec 2020 Charlene Therein

Following on from the rest of 2020, another terrifying twist has been thrown one local family’s way – Papa has done the Christmas shopping this

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