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Tag: Government

Sunak supporters brand Chancellor “first fun-sized PM”

12th Apr 2021 David Spain

Supporters of Rishi Sunak have today embarked on a new strategy to position the Chancellor of the Exchequer as the obvious successor to current Prime

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Keir Starmer pivots to swing voters by abolishing the Labour Party

28th Feb 2021 Joe Molander

Leader of the Opposition Sir Keir Starmer has today tried to appeal to undecided voters and moderates by abolishing the Labour Party. The move comes

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Your government mandated thought of the day

20th Nov 2020 An Unpaid Propagandist

As the official propaganda arm of the Conservative Party, we at The Toon Lampoon are proud to present your new government mandated thought of the

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Boris Johnson tells three visiting spirits that they should be contacting “previous Labour government” instead

28th Oct 2020 David Spain

Downing Street sources have spoken out about rumours that have been spreading since early this morning, confirming that Boris Johnson has been contacted by three

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Government accused of time-wasting for insisting on mandatory thumb-sucking

11th Oct 2020 emgildengil

A Government insider has let slip that the reason there has been no further and drastic lockdown updates recently is due to the majority party

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Rail fares increase to “first-born child”

19th Aug 2020 cheerfuljoe

It was announced today that the price of rail fares, including off-peak long-distance returns, will now include the purchaser’s firstborn child. Given the government’s eagerness

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