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Boris Johnson tells three visiting spirits that they should be contacting “previous Labour government” instead
Downing Street sources have spoken out about rumours that have been spreading since early this morning, confirming that Boris Johnson has been contacted by three
Government accused of time-wasting for insisting on mandatory thumb-sucking
A Government insider has let slip that the reason there has been no further and drastic lockdown updates recently is due to the majority party
Rail fares increase to “first-born child”
It was announced today that the price of rail fares, including off-peak long-distance returns, will now include the purchaser’s firstborn child. Given the government’s eagerness
