Nadine Dorries told journalists this evening that she was “extremely excited” to get to work as the new Culture Secretary, showing the press pack her
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Priti Patel apologises for breaking social distancing rules during migrant family slaying
Home Secretary Priti Patel has apologised for failing to uphold social distancing guidelines during the ritualistic slaughter of a migrant family. “It is true that
Sunak supporters brand Chancellor “first fun-sized PM”
Supporters of Rishi Sunak have today embarked on a new strategy to position the Chancellor of the Exchequer as the obvious successor to current Prime
Keir Starmer pivots to swing voters by abolishing the Labour Party
Leader of the Opposition Sir Keir Starmer has today tried to appeal to undecided voters and moderates by abolishing the Labour Party. The move comes
Your government mandated thought of the day
As the official propaganda arm of the Conservative Party, we at The Toon Lampoon are proud to present your new government mandated thought of the
Boris Johnson tells three visiting spirits that they should be contacting “previous Labour government” instead
Downing Street sources have spoken out about rumours that have been spreading since early this morning, confirming that Boris Johnson has been contacted by three
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