As the official propaganda arm of the Conservative Party, we at The Toon Lampoon are proud to present your new government mandated thought of the

As the official propaganda arm of the Conservative Party, we at The Toon Lampoon are proud to present your new government mandated thought of the
Downing Street sources have spoken out about rumours that have been spreading since early this morning, confirming that Boris Johnson has been contacted by three
A Government insider has let slip that the reason there has been no further and drastic lockdown updates recently is due to the majority party
It was announced today that the price of rail fares, including off-peak long-distance returns, will now include the purchaser’s firstborn child. Given the government’s eagerness