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Tag: impeachment

Trump acquittal stuns mindless optimist

14th Feb 2021 David Spain

The Senate’s acquittal of Former President Donald Trump was described as “an incredible shock” by Andrew Jameson, noted in his community for “possessing the infantile

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Former President Trump’s legal team opens with the defence that Democrats can go fuck themselves

12th Feb 2021 David Spain

In what has been described as a “stunning piece of legal elegance” by Senator Lindsey Graham and as “No, seriously: what?” by Democrat impeachment managers,

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Senator Ted Cruz spends second day of Trump Senate Trial watching incest pornography

11th Feb 2021 David Spain

On the second day of the Senate impeachment trial, Democrat impeachment managers laid out the timeline of the events of January 6th 2021, attempting to

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Congress excited to be doing first ever re-run

14th Jan 2021 Joe Molander

Members of Congress have excitably told The Lampoon that they are delighted to be going ahead with the US legislature’s first ever re-run. This follows

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