Our US correspondent, when in hospital for injuries sustained after fighting a rabid squirrel, came across the story of a coma patient who had woken
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Biden family finds White House “riddled” with Home Alone-esque booby traps
The Biden family encountered difficulties while moving into the White House following President Joe Biden’s inauguration on Wednesday. Eyewitnesses reported hearing “screams, whizzes, bangs and
Americans wake up the morning after Biden’s inauguration to find the nation hasn’t miraculously healed overnight
Citizens across the United States have been horrified to wake up the day after President Joe Biden was inaugurated to find that their country looks,
Death Star’s new Grand Moff offers the galaxy ‘a renewed hope’
A long time ago, in a gallery far, far away, Darth Sleepijo was admiring some art. A man of deep empathy and compassion, Sleepijo would
Woman who voted for elderly racist has no idea how right she is that things “back to normal”
A local woman who voted for Joe Biden was more right than she realised when she cheerily told her friends that “things are back to
Satirists dismayed they’re going to have to start trying again
Satire writers across the world are alarmed at Joe Biden’s election victory. With Donald Trump on the way out, they are once again going to
