Labour Leader Keir Starmer has today proven his tireless dedication to British values by smashing up a bus stop in Birmingham. The incident took place
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Labour confirms that Starmer’s appetites cannot be sated by the death of a single alpaca
In an interview with The Toon Lampoon, a spokesperson for the Labour Party today admitted that Keir Starmer’s bloodlust, now roused, will not be satisfied
Keir Starmer “takes full responsibility” for search for elections scapegoat
In a revealing interview with The Toon Lampoon, Keir Starmer has pledged that he and he alone will shoulder the heavy burden of finding someone
Local election outrage as working class don’t feel represented by literal knight
Labour’s catastrophic performance in local elections has led party insiders to begrudgingly admit that working class voters don’t feel represented by a literal knight. As
BBC rejects bias accusations after calling Keir Starmer “a shiftless tw*t”
The BBC has spoken out against the latest accusations of political bias, refusing to retract an article that referred to Keir Starmer as “a shiftless
Keir Starmer pivots to swing voters by abolishing the Labour Party
Leader of the Opposition Sir Keir Starmer has today tried to appeal to undecided voters and moderates by abolishing the Labour Party. The move comes
The Toon Lampoon 