In an interview with The Toon Lampoon, a spokesperson for the Labour Party today admitted that Keir Starmer’s bloodlust, now roused, will not be satisfied
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Keir Starmer “takes full responsibility” for search for elections scapegoat
In a revealing interview with The Toon Lampoon, Keir Starmer has pledged that he and he alone will shoulder the heavy burden of finding someone
BBC rejects bias accusations after calling Keir Starmer “a shiftless tw*t”
The BBC has spoken out against the latest accusations of political bias, refusing to retract an article that referred to Keir Starmer as “a shiftless
Keir Starmer pivots to swing voters by abolishing the Labour Party
Leader of the Opposition Sir Keir Starmer has today tried to appeal to undecided voters and moderates by abolishing the Labour Party. The move comes
Labour Party to immediately schism down to individual members in time-saving policy
Labour today announced that the Party would fracture down to individual members in the interests of saving time. The news came following the latest schism
Keir Starmer uses quotation from former WCW Champion Scott Steiner in Newsnight interview
In a passionate interview on last night’s Newsnight, several political commentators noted that one of Keir Starmer’s statements had been, in fact, a quotation from
The Toon Lampoon 