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Sabbatical officer elected on a 3% turnout vote “excited to represent the student body”

13th Aug 2020 sickhoop

Every year, for some inconceivable reason, the Newcastle University Student’s Union holds student elections, where the most narcissistic students from every corner of the University’s

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