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Local purity organisation campaigns to ban Trollope books from schools

18th May 2021 David Spain

Censorship Under New Terms, a local organisation that professes an intent to “improve the lives and experiences of children everywhere”, has begun its latest campaign:

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Aspiring author agrees agency arson agenda absurd

30th Dec 2020 David Spain

After his seventy-third rejection for representation, novelist Tom Barrett admitted that his plan to burn to the ground every literary agency that has declined to

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Political journalists struggling to discuss current affairs without Harry Potter metaphors

19th Aug 2020 David Spain

Political correspondents admitted today that they were still “lost and discouraged” at the prospect of framing national and international events on Twitter without referencing Harry

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