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Tag: local interest

Local man in hot water due to burst pipe

13th Feb 2021 Oren Brown

Local man Tony Tiyau is in hot water after a pipe broke in his bathroom today. It sprayed all over and scalded him a bit.

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We talked to the grass sample garden guy because we’ll do anything for clicks

29th Jul 2020 sickhoop

You may have recently seen the listing on CLTE advertising a “beautiful lawn” composed of a mosaic of fake grass samples, having to be passed

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Plucky teen detective found dismembered

12th Jul 2020 David Spain

The career of the young, crime-solving detective, Marcie May, 13, came to a tragic end earlier today, as Northumbria Police confirmed that they had recovered

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