Scores of students who intended to only return for a couple of weeks during the holidays have found themselves stuck at home for the last
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Sandyford residents “cannot sleep” after Helmsley Road taken over by poltergeists
After locals complained of a loud “techno” wailing being heard well into the night, a local ghost hunter claims Helmsley is now Newcastle’s “most haunted
PE teachers welcome the opportunity to once again belittle young children
As schools reopen following a relaxation of pandemic restrictions, PE teachers across the country have described themselves as “overjoyed” to once again have the opportunity
Prince Andrew’s location unknown as schools reopen
A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace has officially confirmed that, as children across the nation return to their classrooms as part of the gradual lifting of
Man outraged by Tier 2 sex ban entirely unaffected by it
A Heaton man has been reported as outraged over the ban on sex between couples who are living apart in Tier 2 and 3 areas.
Army out-claps RAF in an effort to thank NHS
After an ex-RAF Spitfire took to the skies over Newcastle emblazoned with a slogan thanking the NHS, some of the North East’s greatest retired military
The Toon Lampoon 