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Tag: Margaret Thatcher

Limited edition Margaret Thatcher Sex Doll already sold out

5th Jan 2021 David Spain

Despite being described by many as a hellish marriage of right wing views and the height of poor taste, it was today announced that the

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How to accept that you want to bang Margaret Thatcher now

16th Nov 2020 Joe Molander

Hi everyone, it’s me, the algorithm that decides what show to recommend you on streaming services. I’ve been given sentience by research scientists to make

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Conservatives call Margaret Thatcher “the original gangsta” in youth vote bid

5th Oct 2020 David Spain

In what has been described as a “shallow attempt to woo younger demographics”, the Conservative Party has begun a campaign claiming that Margaret Thatcher was

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Margaret Thatcher appears in the night’s sky to lecture Boris Johnson

6th Sep 2020 David Spain

Sources close to Boris Johnson have confirmed rumours that a vision of Margaret Thatcher appeared to the Prime Minister to convey her disappointment in his

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