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Tag: medicine

Owls, skulls, and U-235: inside the world of Newcastle University practicals

8th Dec 2020 terrifiedtribble

It is universally agreed that semester 1 has taken some getting used to. For one thing, there’s pre-recorded lectures that are suddenly an acceptable form

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Medic kicked off course for having legible handwriting

22nd Jul 2020 Pencil Sharpener

A first-year Medical student has been left deflated by their forced removal from the MBBS course after lecturers deemed their handwriting “legible”. Despite achieving the

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