Though accidentally misinterpreted by many sources, Prince Harry has just swiped a new job as a real-life human couch, currently residing in a Californian gallery.
The Queen has today announced that the British monarchy is not racist after claims from Meghan and Harry that indicate the contrary. The Head of
Britain has been rocked with the news that an ancient, imperialist institution is unsympathetic to the notion of non-white people. As soon as the news