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Tag: newcastle-northumbria conflict

Newcastle and Northumbria Uni’s Rivalry continues as both try to outdo one another with COVID cases

17th Nov 2020 Noah Hunt

The competitive spirit between the two universities is, ironically, alive and well. Newcastle’s two universities, Newcastle University and Northumbria University, have been engaged in a

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Newcastle University calls Northumbria “a fringe cult”

23rd Jul 2020 David Spain

In the latest entry in a conflict stretching back over decades, a representative from Newcastle University today described their rival institution as a “fringe cult

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Newcastle and Northumbria University pair refuse to deny their forbidden love

19th Jul 2020 David Spain

The Toon Lampoon can exclusively reveal a star-crossed romance between two university students, separated by a five-minute walk and a rivalry unlikely ever to end. Nikki

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Hancock in ruins as inter-uni tensions rise

8th Jul 2020 The Kennedy Curse

Following the temporary cease-fire due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the rivalry between Newcastle University and Northumbria reached a new level of intensity early morning yesterday.

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