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Tag: Newcastle United

Ranking every Premier League team by how likely they are to stage a military coup on Chile

17th Oct 2020 Oren Brown

We’re in the fledgling stages of a real spectacle of a Premier League season, and there are already plenty of upsets spicing things up in

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“Slight mix-up” as Saudi government bombs St. James’ Park and buys Yemen

31st Jul 2020 Samy L. Clauwers

The Saudi Arabian government has today accepted the blame for a historic mistake after they accidentally bombed St. James’ Park, the home of Newcastle United.

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Journalists in 2050 insisting Newcastle United takeover imminent

25th Jul 2020 Tom Clarke

This report has been sent to us from thirty years in the future, which means The Lampoon will run at least thirty years longer than

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Manchester City disappointed to have not scored more against a Newcastle United team featuring DeAndre Yedlin and Emil Krafth

8th Jul 2020 Jofferson Farquire III

The Magpies delivered a conventional performance against league giants Manchester City

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