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Tag: Newcastle University Students' Union

Metro Kieran opens up about looming trial

9th Feb 2021 TAK

Metro Kieran, current Community Students Officer of Newcastle University Students’ Union, is currently awaiting a trial by NUSU’s Student Council for unspecified reasons. Since Metro

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SU Officers argue over who “becomes warlord of the Newcastle University faction” after fall of society

10th Oct 2020 winterec

In a recent heated argument in the corridors of Newcastle University Students’ Union, Sabbatical Officers, Chairs, and Liberation Officers were heard screaming at each other

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