Scores of students who intended to only return for a couple of weeks during the holidays have found themselves stuck at home for the last
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NUSU shuts down Anime Society in attempt to make Newcastle look cool
After several years of quarantining Newcastle uni’s weirdest and most socially awkward students (except for Lampoon writers and mech eng students) away from other societies,
Metro Kieran opens up about looming trial
Metro Kieran, current Community Students Officer of Newcastle University Students’ Union, is currently awaiting a trial by NUSU’s Student Council for unspecified reasons. Since Metro
Chris Day reportedly “nervous people are going to start making 1984 analogies any day now”
Sources close to members of Chris Day’s inner circle report he has on more than one occasion expressed that he is worried about people comparing
Breaking: Sabbatical officer actually does something
In a stunning turn of events, reports are coming in that a sabbatical officer has actually done something today. While our intrepid reporters are scrambling
Chris(mas) Day’s Christmas Day: the inside scoop
Christmas is a season of joy, exchanging presents, feigning joy over said presents, and stalking. You read that correctly: stalking. One of the most popular
