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Tag: Newfess

Top 5 Strange Things at Newcastle University in 2020

25th Jan 2021 theloopyowl

Because 2021 is somehow already weirder and worse than 2020, The Lampoon is here to remind you of the good old days of last year…

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Newfess political posters ‘the new face’ of BBC’s Question Time

13th Jan 2021 Samy L. Clauwers

The BBC’s flagship political program, Question Time, is rumoured to be hiring the hottest political posters on Newfess II to be permanent panellists. The rumour

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Opinion: why being a student landlord is the new punk

29th Aug 2020 TAK

When you first come to university, it’s only natural to want to reinvent yourself. The only problem is that being an “edgy Communist” is actually

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Shock poll suggests students find watching paint dry more interesting than reading Newfess

20th Jul 2020 Don Jilworth

In a recent poll, students at Newcastle University were asked whether they found the submissions posted on the anonymous Facebook confessions page Newfess more or

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University puts updates on Newfess after realising students more likely to read it than their emails

16th Jul 2020 winterec

After the recent shutdown of Newcastle University due to the coronavirus, University and Students’ Union administrative staff began to bombard students with important updates. The

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Outrage as Newfess revealed to be Data Mining operation

5th Jul 2020 Noah Hunt

Popular Facebook group Newfess has come under fire, as it has been discovered that Newcastle University’s anonymous confession page is actually a front for a

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