Metro Kieran, current Community Students Officer of Newcastle University Students’ Union, is currently awaiting a trial by NUSU’s Student Council for unspecified reasons. Since Metro
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Newcastle University student endures yet more prejudice following term abroad
A student at Newcastle University has been left “reeling” after a scathing assault following her return from her term abroad. The assault has since been
Amazon acknowledges that publicly advertising for a spy was a mistake
A spokesperson for multinational corporation Amazon has admitted that a public advertisement for a covert position was ‘not the best way to go about it’.
Boris Johnson remembers that he has a country to run
Westminster sources have confirmed that Boris Johnson has been convinced to spend a bit of time doing that job he back-stabbed a lot of people
Toon Lampoon slams overuse of the word “slams” in journalism
Journalism is about making a stand, and that’s what The Lampoon is here to do. And for too long, there’s been a cancer eating away at
Rail fares increase to “first-born child”
It was announced today that the price of rail fares, including off-peak long-distance returns, will now include the purchaser’s firstborn child. Given the government’s eagerness
The Toon Lampoon 