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Tag: NUFC

Ranking every Premier League team by how likely they are to stage a military coup on Chile

17th Oct 2020 Oren Brown

We’re in the fledgling stages of a real spectacle of a Premier League season, and there are already plenty of upsets spicing things up in

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“Slight mix-up” as Saudi government bombs St. James’ Park and buys Yemen

31st Jul 2020 Samy L. Clauwers

The Saudi Arabian government has today accepted the blame for a historic mistake after they accidentally bombed St. James’ Park, the home of Newcastle United.

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