Sources close to the Von Scrutiny campaign team revealed the Chair politician was not doing well, after his humiliating defeat in the race for Chair
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SU Officers argue over who “becomes warlord of the Newcastle University faction” after fall of society
In a recent heated argument in the corridors of Newcastle University Students’ Union, Sabbatical Officers, Chairs, and Liberation Officers were heard screaming at each other
Sabbatical officer elected on a 3% turnout vote “excited to represent the student body”
Every year, for some inconceivable reason, the Newcastle University Student’s Union holds student elections, where the most narcissistic students from every corner of the University’s
President of left-wing society manages to go a whole year without committing sexual assault
The president of a high-profile left-wing society on Campus has revealed today that he managed to go an entire academic year without committing sexual assault.
Fight Night replaced with sword duel due to COVID-19
Sources have revealed that competitors in the well-known Newcastle boxing event will be forced to battle with swords because of the government’s social distancing guidelines.
Meninist hospitalised Following an all-female Sabbatical Officer team
A student has been hospitalised following the all-female Sabbatical Officer team starting in their roles last month, The Lampoon can reveal. He was discharged from
