Sources close to the Von Scrutiny campaign team revealed the Chair politician was not doing well, after his humiliating defeat in the race for Chair
In a recent heated argument in the corridors of Newcastle University Students’ Union, Sabbatical Officers, Chairs, and Liberation Officers were heard screaming at each other
Every year, for some inconceivable reason, the Newcastle University Student’s Union holds student elections, where the most narcissistic students from every corner of the University’s
The president of a high-profile left-wing society on Campus has revealed today that he managed to go an entire academic year without committing sexual assault.
Sources have revealed that competitors in the well-known Newcastle boxing event will be forced to battle with swords because of the government’s social distancing guidelines.
A student has been hospitalised following the all-female Sabbatical Officer team starting in their roles last month, The Lampoon can reveal. He was discharged from