Scores of students who intended to only return for a couple of weeks during the holidays have found themselves stuck at home for the last
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Local man’s 20-minute anti-vax YouTube video nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine
A Newcastle upon Tyne resident today confirmed that his nomination for the Nobel Prize in Medicine had been sent to the relevant committee regarding his
PE teachers welcome the opportunity to once again belittle young children
As schools reopen following a relaxation of pandemic restrictions, PE teachers across the country have described themselves as “overjoyed” to once again have the opportunity
Prince Andrew’s location unknown as schools reopen
A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace has officially confirmed that, as children across the nation return to their classrooms as part of the gradual lifting of
Newcastle trebles bars offer three vaccine shots for a fiver
After the national lockdown forced them to keep their doors shut, struggling Newcastle trebles bars have found an innovative way to stay out of the
Toon Lampoon staff to go on furlough for 80% of fuck all
After a frank discussion and an open exchange of views, it has been agreed that The Toon Lampoon will cease any and all satire activity
