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Tag: pandemic

Newcastle trebles bars offer three vaccine shots for a fiver

23rd Jan 2021 Pencil Sharpener

After the national lockdown forced them to keep their doors shut, struggling Newcastle trebles bars have found an innovative way to stay out of the

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Toon Lampoon staff to go on furlough for 80% of fuck all

4th Jan 2021 David Spain

After a frank discussion and an open exchange of views, it has been agreed that The Toon Lampoon will cease any and all satire activity

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Local dad claims Gran’s impending death “a fair price for a family Christmas”

23rd Dec 2020 David Spain

A local father is reportedly standing by his statement that his own mother’s death from COVID-19 in what doctors have described as “probably January 2021”

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Woman who voted for elderly racist has no idea how right she is that things “back to normal”

7th Nov 2020 Joe Molander

A local woman who voted for Joe Biden was more right than she realised when she cheerily told her friends that “things are back to

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Boris Johnson tells three visiting spirits that they should be contacting “previous Labour government” instead

28th Oct 2020 David Spain

Downing Street sources have spoken out about rumours that have been spreading since early this morning, confirming that Boris Johnson has been contacted by three

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Opinion: I am not whereing a mask and here’s why

15th Aug 2020 David Spain

I am writing this article in order to address some of the disgusting alligations that I have recently read about people who refuse to give

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