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Chris Day reportedly “nervous people are going to start making 1984 analogies any day now”

21st Jan 2021 sickhoop

Sources close to members of Chris Day’s inner circle report he has on more than one occasion expressed that he is worried about people comparing

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Heartwarming: NYPD asks for pronouns when racially profiling you

18th Dec 2020 Joe Molander

In a bid to appear more progressive, the New York Police Department (NYPD) now requires officers to ask a suspect’s pronouns before racially profiling them.

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Plucky teen detective found dismembered

12th Jul 2020 David Spain

The career of the young, crime-solving detective, Marcie May, 13, came to a tragic end earlier today, as Northumbria Police confirmed that they had recovered

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