A policeman has today asked for sympathy after sustaining “catastrophic” injuries to his toe. The officer was “injured” after aggressively shoving a woman attending a
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Cressida Dick rebrands ACAB as “All Cops Are Beautiful”
Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police Cressida Dick has today announced a new campaign designed to rejuvenate the Met’s image. The campaign, titled ‘ACAB: All Cops
Chris Day reportedly “nervous people are going to start making 1984 analogies any day now”
Sources close to members of Chris Day’s inner circle report he has on more than one occasion expressed that he is worried about people comparing
Heartwarming: NYPD asks for pronouns when racially profiling you
In a bid to appear more progressive, the New York Police Department (NYPD) now requires officers to ask a suspect’s pronouns before racially profiling them.
Plucky teen detective found dismembered
The career of the young, crime-solving detective, Marcie May, 13, came to a tragic end earlier today, as Northumbria Police confirmed that they had recovered
