Citizens across the United States have been horrified to wake up the day after President Joe Biden was inaugurated to find that their country looks,
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Congress excited to be doing first ever re-run
Members of Congress have excitably told The Lampoon that they are delighted to be going ahead with the US legislature’s first ever re-run. This follows
Boris Johnson announces his New Year’s resolution: to do “more of a Tony Soprano sort of thing”
Following up on his promise to create a deal between the UK and the EU, Boris Johnson has made a new pledge, promising to fulfil
Conservatives’ approval plummets as Boris Johnson reveals his favourite Star Trek captain
In a revelation that has shaken the foundations of British politics, Boris Johnson recently confirmed that his favourite Starfleet captain is Captain Benjamin Sisko. “I
Remainer admits that being proved right after four years “not quite as good as being member of EU”
In an exclusive interview with The Toon Lampoon, an avid supporter of Britain remaining within the European Union admitted that having their warnings of food
Keir Starmer uses quotation from former WCW Champion Scott Steiner in Newsnight interview
In a passionate interview on last night’s Newsnight, several political commentators noted that one of Keir Starmer’s statements had been, in fact, a quotation from
