Former SPAD, moderate eugenicist, and hideous gremlin Dominic Cummings today told The Lampoon that he’s grateful to have never been invited to parties by Johnson’s
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Kyrsten Sinema announces that she’s not like those other Democrat Senators
Speaking on the steps of Capitol Hill, Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema told the press that she wasn’t like those other Democrat Senators, “who are, like,
New Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries proudly shows off new Petri dish
Nadine Dorries told journalists this evening that she was “extremely excited” to get to work as the new Culture Secretary, showing the press pack her
Priti Patel apologises for breaking social distancing rules during migrant family slaying
Home Secretary Priti Patel has apologised for failing to uphold social distancing guidelines during the ritualistic slaughter of a migrant family. “It is true that
Activist Tries to Overthrow Status Quo, Almost Kills Entire Band.
“It started like most murder sprees do these days: in an online discussion board. Well, I say ‘discussion board’ – it was the comments section
Joe Manchin to regularly garotte Democrat voters in attempt to foster bipartisanship
Joe Manchin today announced his intention to strangle the life out of a Democrat voter, every hour, on the hour, in order to encourage bipartisan
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