Home Secretary Priti Patel has apologised for failing to uphold social distancing guidelines during the ritualistic slaughter of a migrant family. “It is true that
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Activist Tries to Overthrow Status Quo, Almost Kills Entire Band.
“It started like most murder sprees do these days: in an online discussion board. Well, I say ‘discussion board’ – it was the comments section
Joe Manchin to regularly garotte Democrat voters in attempt to foster bipartisanship
Joe Manchin today announced his intention to strangle the life out of a Democrat voter, every hour, on the hour, in order to encourage bipartisan
Downing Street rejects Cummings’ Shakespeare bio claims on grounds that PM “isn’t a goddamn nerd”
A statement from Downing Street this morning categorically rejected the accusation from Dominic Cummings that Boris Johnson no-showed five COBRA meetings to instead work on
Keir Starmer “takes full responsibility” for search for elections scapegoat
In a revealing interview with The Toon Lampoon, Keir Starmer has pledged that he and he alone will shoulder the heavy burden of finding someone
Widow of man strangled by Boris Johnson “can’t imagine how Corbyn would have treated him”
The wife of a civil servant throttled to death by Boris Johnson has told The Toon Lampoon that she thanks God each and every day
