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Alternate universe where Marianne Williamson is president makes contact with extraterrestrial beings

28th Jan 2021 neilanderson

Our transdimensional politics correspondent reports from pocket universe X-56-B (local year 2023 AD), where Democratic candidate Marianne Williamson beat out Federalist Party candidate Donald Trump

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Biden family finds White House “riddled” with Home Alone-esque booby traps

22nd Jan 2021 Oren Brown

The Biden family encountered difficulties while moving into the White House following President Joe Biden’s inauguration on Wednesday. Eyewitnesses reported hearing “screams, whizzes, bangs and

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Congress excited to be doing first ever re-run

14th Jan 2021 Joe Molander

Members of Congress have excitably told The Lampoon that they are delighted to be going ahead with the US legislature’s first ever re-run. This follows

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President Trump holds press conference next to Toon Lampoon offices

7th Nov 2020 David Spain

Staff of prestigious satire publication The Toon Lampoon were surprised earlier today by the realisation that President Donald Trump had elected to host a “big

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Trump campaign appeals to pet owners with new dogwhistle for 2020

26th Jul 2020 Tom Clarke

In the last fortnight a number of dire polls have dented President Trump’s hopes for re-election in November. Reports have, however, reached The Lampoon that

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President of left-wing society manages to go a whole year without committing sexual assault

22nd Jul 2020 Samy L. Clauwers

The president of a high-profile left-wing society on Campus has revealed today that he managed to go an entire academic year without committing sexual assault.

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