Reports from inside the White House have revealed that any aide who such much as alludes to the existence of Palestine will get “a five-finger
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Biden’s progressive start earns him one free genocide, claims left
As 46th President Joseph Biden reaches the end of his first 100 days in office, members of the progressive wing of the Democratic Party have
Alternate universe where Marianne Williamson is president makes contact with extraterrestrial beings
Our transdimensional politics correspondent reports from pocket universe X-56-B (local year 2023 AD), where Democratic candidate Marianne Williamson beat out Federalist Party candidate Donald Trump
Biden family finds White House “riddled” with Home Alone-esque booby traps
The Biden family encountered difficulties while moving into the White House following President Joe Biden’s inauguration on Wednesday. Eyewitnesses reported hearing “screams, whizzes, bangs and
Congress excited to be doing first ever re-run
Members of Congress have excitably told The Lampoon that they are delighted to be going ahead with the US legislature’s first ever re-run. This follows
President Trump holds press conference next to Toon Lampoon offices
Staff of prestigious satire publication The Toon Lampoon were surprised earlier today by the realisation that President Donald Trump had elected to host a “big
The Toon Lampoon 