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Tag: Presidential Election

Biden family finds White House “riddled” with Home Alone-esque booby traps

22nd Jan 2021 Oren Brown

The Biden family encountered difficulties while moving into the White House following President Joe Biden’s inauguration on Wednesday. Eyewitnesses reported hearing “screams, whizzes, bangs and

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Americans wake up the morning after Biden’s inauguration to find the nation hasn’t miraculously healed overnight

21st Jan 2021 Pencil Sharpener

Citizens across the United States have been horrified to wake up the day after President Joe Biden was inaugurated to find that their country looks,

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Trump wins bigly with 117% of the vote

5th Nov 2020 An Unpaid Propagandist

President-for-life Donald Trump has granted The Toon Lampoon exclusive permission, out of all the liberal fake news sites, to report on his second election victory

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Vladimir Putin announced as 46th president of the United States

4th Nov 2020 Jon Deery

Bare-chested, wielding the severed head of a Kamchatka brown bear, mounted on the back of a steroid-fuelled Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin entered the White House

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Opinion: Not voting for Trump in 2020 makes me a hero, you socialist fucks

2nd Oct 2020 David Spain

Look, leftists, I think that you and I have to get something straight. You need to start acknowledging how magnanimous and forward-thinking I am for

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