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Tag: Prime Minister

Downing Street rejects Cummings’ Shakespeare bio claims on grounds that PM “isn’t a goddamn nerd”

25th May 2021 David Spain

A statement from Downing Street this morning categorically rejected the accusation from Dominic Cummings that Boris Johnson no-showed five COBRA meetings to instead work on

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Conservative Party to fund seminars on how to rationalise voting for Michael Gove

27th Apr 2021 David Spain

In the wake of Boris Johnson’s most recent scandal, the Tory Party will reportedly pay a London-based training company an undisclosed amount to help party

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Sunak supporters brand Chancellor “first fun-sized PM”

12th Apr 2021 David Spain

Supporters of Rishi Sunak have today embarked on a new strategy to position the Chancellor of the Exchequer as the obvious successor to current Prime

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Limited edition Margaret Thatcher Sex Doll already sold out

5th Jan 2021 David Spain

Despite being described by many as a hellish marriage of right wing views and the height of poor taste, it was today announced that the

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Incongruous elements in a news article reveal that you are in fact dreaming

24th Sep 2020 David Spain

In a statement given in front of 10 Downing Street earlier today, Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli revealed that none of this was real and was

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