The media has been left in a tailspin following the failure of the necromantic rituals sustaining Prince Philip’s 1000 year long unlife. As such, it
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Prince Andrew’s location unknown as schools reopen
A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace has officially confirmed that, as children across the nation return to their classrooms as part of the gradual lifting of
Monarchy insists it is not racist as it “used to own half of Africa”
The Queen has today announced that the British monarchy is not racist after claims from Meghan and Harry that indicate the contrary. The Head of
Prince Andrew invites Rudy Giuliani to Woking Pizza Express to talk strategy
Prince Andrew has invited testicle lookalike and part-time sex pest Rudy Giuliani to Woking Pizza Express to advise him on how to handle the Borat
Every reality where Princess Diana survived “even worse than this one”
Scientists have confirmed, after considerable research, that every existing or hypothetical universe in which Princess Diana is still alive is in a far worse state
