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Prince Andrew invites Rudy Giuliani to Woking Pizza Express to talk strategy

24th Oct 2020 Joe Molander

Prince Andrew has invited testicle lookalike and part-time sex pest Rudy Giuliani to Woking Pizza Express to advise him on how to handle the Borat

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Every reality where Princess Diana survived “even worse than this one”

31st Aug 2020 David Spain

Scientists have confirmed, after considerable research, that every existing or hypothetical universe in which Princess Diana is still alive is in a far worse state

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