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Tag: racism

Nation pretends to be surprised Royal Family is racist

8th Mar 2021 Joe Molander

Britain has been rocked with the news that an ancient, imperialist institution is unsympathetic to the notion of non-white people. As soon as the news

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Heroic History Buffs protect Grey’s Monument from terrifying “50-foot tall” BLM menace

13th Jul 2020 victalkshershit

This article was originally written right after the 2nd BLM demo was held in Newcastle, where a confrontation kicked off between monument defenders and protestors.

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Americans spoiled for choice with racist alleged rapist and racist alleged rapist

12th Jul 2020 sickhoop

Despite the ongoing pandemic, campaigning for the US Election is in full swing, with alleged rapist and gaffe specialist Joe Biden taking on the incumbent

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Donald Trump a.k.a. "cheeto man" and the President of the United States

Magazine opts to focus on Trump’s small hands instead of – you know – white supremacy

6th Jul 2020 Joe Molander

A centre-left news outlet has once again taken the noble stance of calling to attention Trump’s small hands and silly hair. The article goes into

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