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Tag: Republicans

Trump acquittal stuns mindless optimist

14th Feb 2021 David Spain

The Senate’s acquittal of Former President Donald Trump was described as “an incredible shock” by Andrew Jameson, noted in his community for “possessing the infantile

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Former President Trump’s legal team opens with the defence that Democrats can go fuck themselves

12th Feb 2021 David Spain

In what has been described as a “stunning piece of legal elegance” by Senator Lindsey Graham and as “No, seriously: what?” by Democrat impeachment managers,

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Opinion: Not voting for Trump in 2020 makes me a hero, you socialist fucks

2nd Oct 2020 David Spain

Look, leftists, I think that you and I have to get something straight. You need to start acknowledging how magnanimous and forward-thinking I am for

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